Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Jul 29, 2005 8:02:18 GMT -5
All right. This week was the easiest to judge for the Golden Bagel. Unfortunately, it wasn't posted here, but it was DEFINITELY said. This week's Golden Bagel goes to WildBerryZinger for finally quitting that job! (She's just staying another week to get the $$$)
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WildBerryZinger
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Post by WildBerryZinger on Jul 29, 2005 11:25:15 GMT -5
WHEEE! Tehe. Tehehe.
Awesome.
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Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Aug 5, 2005 10:42:02 GMT -5
All right! Another week has passed and another Golden Bagel needs to be handed out! Why did I choose who I chose? So I got a tip from a very reliable source that microsoft likes cute girls to work for them.... WELL, I thought, that's just SO piggish and typical!! *flips hair* So I was like f-that, I'm gonna fill out an aplication anyways and show them that I am a sophisticated and refined woman of todays working class. So I want everyone to tell me what they think okay?? I need to look really smart here... you think I'll get a job?? Name: Anne Sykes Address: ******** chippewa falls, WI ***** Position applying for: Video Game Tester Previous Experience:  Education: High School - graduated Collage: yes, 4 years What was your major: I was an industrial design major, followed by graphic design and then on to illustration. Did you graduate?  Please give us a list as to why we should hire you: Well, I've been playing video games for most of my entire life. I'm a very creative person with an attention to detail. I love long walks on the beach and.... oh crap...  MASTER CHIEF THAT'S NOT THE BURIAL MOUNDS!!! that's why. This week's winner is xstatic! Now you can put the winner's stamp in your sig! |
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 5, 2005 11:11:12 GMT -5
WOOOHOOOO!!! BEING A $LUT PAYS OFF AFTER ALL!! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!
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Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Aug 5, 2005 11:13:56 GMT -5
I <3 our covert attempts to get over the language barrier xD
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 5, 2005 11:19:44 GMT -5
<serious mode>well... I mean I wouldn't feel right doing that save for the fact that I'm only ripping on myself and no one else here. So it's not really bad. I'm not trying to intentionally break the rules - I just want my joke to come out the way I would actually say it.</serious mode>
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Post by abrannan on Aug 5, 2005 12:55:05 GMT -5
I'm open to suggestions/well reasoned arguments about what words should/should not be on the profanity filter. Problem is that so many of the words are only context offensive, and there's no context filter. I personally like to err on the side of caution, but I'm open to other ideas.
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Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Aug 11, 2005 22:01:41 GMT -5
Ok, new bagel award time! Short and sweet. You people are lazy, I am a horndog. Winner is... So then I went to the mall. I went into Stitches and tried on a pair of pants... I used to be a size 15/16 before but now... I'm a size 9!!!![/size] My eyes started tearing when I was in the store... literally. I couldn't believe it, I haven't been a size 9 in.. oh geez I can't remember, even when I was 12 I was a size 11. I may most some pics later. For now I'm off to do backflips  Today's been a good day. Sarah Edit: Alright, here's some pics... I think I only have 10 lbs or so more to go... whoop!! Still need to get rid of my flying ass though...   [/quote] Psisar! Now she too gets to use this SPIFFY BADGE! If you people keep being boring, i'll be forced to let the smaller head keep doing the thinking! represent it! |
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Post by psisar on Aug 11, 2005 22:04:19 GMT -5
AWWW you're a sweetheart... thanks!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D *jumps for joy*
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 12, 2005 10:36:58 GMT -5
Sarah wins because grant has a wiener.
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Pyrochaos
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Post by Pyrochaos on Aug 12, 2005 11:50:27 GMT -5
So thats why he likes bagels sooo much.
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Post by abrannan on Aug 12, 2005 12:47:52 GMT -5
So thats why he likes bagels sooo much. So...very...wrong... My hat's off to you, sir. |
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Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Aug 12, 2005 15:05:31 GMT -5
So thats why he likes bagels sooo much. Ahahahahahaha no. Bagels was completely spontaneous. If I was randomly browsing through another food thread, we'd be gung ho about that. And you obviously didn't see that she is as small as she was when she was 12? |
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 12, 2005 15:19:30 GMT -5
asuze me meester..... u stated quite clearly that you chose with your downlow... excuses. lmao
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Grant.
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Post by Grant. on Aug 19, 2005 3:51:48 GMT -5
well, another week. you people really give me NOT A LOT to work with, but I suppose if I looked harder I could find something. For finally hopping back onto the DDR bandwagon, the winner this week is...  KNOX!!!! pimp it well! |
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 19, 2005 6:33:37 GMT -5
she TOTALLY deserves it. That pic makes me wanna hug someone... or something..... GO KNOX!
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Post by KnOxViLLe on Aug 19, 2005 10:59:13 GMT -5
i have your big fat baby, and i get the award for sp00ning with my DDR game. wow.  p.s. what the heck, why is sp00ning censored?!?! if it type it withouth 0's it comes up as spooning |
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Post by abrannan on Aug 19, 2005 11:21:00 GMT -5
i have your big fat baby, and i get the award for sp00ning with my DDR game. wow. p.s. what the heck, why is sp00ning censored?!?! if it type it withouth 0's it comes up as spooning Yes, er, um. Sorry about that. Censorship isn't an exact science, you know. It was the letters after the s in spoon that were causing the issue. We had a similar problem with weigh twatchers.com urls. |
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Post by KnOxViLLe on Aug 19, 2005 11:24:41 GMT -5
haha, you changed it and now my post just looks stupid.
"if i type it without the 0's it comes up as spooning"
BAHAHA.
yah im done.
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xstatic
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Post by xstatic on Aug 19, 2005 12:21:43 GMT -5
i have your big fat baby, and i get the award for sp00ning with my DDR game. wow. p.s. what the heck, why is sp00ning censored?!?! if it type it withouth 0's it comes up as spooning Yes, er, um. Sorry about that. Censorship isn't an exact science, you know. It was the letters after the s in spoon that were causing the issue. We had a similar problem with weigh twatchers.com urls. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that almost game me a heart attack! I'm gonna test this out... buttercup bass crotchity? nogirl thingypple FOUND ONE! SCORE! ps - I love the censors on this board.... "girl thingy" |
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